Happy Star Wars Day!

Luke: May the 4th be with you
Leia: And also with you
Han: I know

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MEANWHILE… Many will celebrate by tweeting about it or liking memes on Facebook or G+. But some of you are looking for more substantive ways to celebrate. Here are [highlight class=”highlight_yellow” style=””]my top ten ways to celebrate May the 4th Star Wars Day:[/highlight]

10 – Dress up in Jedi clothing and creep out people at the mall…

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9 – Speculate on what the next Star Wars movie might be like…

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8 – Pray for the health of 81 year old legendary composer John Williams

7 – Bake some cookies with your Asteroid Worm oven mitt…

asteroid worm oven mitt

 

6 – After you’ve baked them, brew up some Javva the Hutt to drink with your Carbonite Cookies…

Javva the Hutt

 

5 – Watch the Old Republic trailer and hope that the new movies might actually receive better directing than video games now do…

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4 – Afterwards you can take a nice nap in your Tauntaun Sleeping Bag…

tauntan sleeping bag

3 – Freeze George Lucas in Carbonite to ensure he doesn’t meddle too much in the new movies…

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2 – Use the “Yoda speak generator” Find on the internet, you will, this site. Translate everything you type into something yoda might say, it does. I sense that it is pretty awesome. You aren’t clicking on the link, that is why you fail.

1 – Watch the entire “Star Wars Uncut” video made of 15 second clips of everyday people reenacting the entire movie… yes this actually exists because the internet is a factory of awesome…

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So, how are you celebrating? Or how would you like to if you had the money/time?